I would rather step on a Lego than eat a soft grape.

ndragoon:

gahdamnpunk:

I would love to see the anti immigration conservatives do this for at least 30 mins..

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Donate: We can’t do Thanksgiving without farm workers

Friendly reminder that most farm workers are paid nearly nothing via loopholes (don’t have to follow minimum wage if you arent paying by the hour!)

And that “unskilled labor” isn’t an actual thing. It’s just used by desk jockeys who play on the internet all day instead of working so they feel superior to everyone who actually does the work they profit off of. And of course, to make themselves feel better for the abuse they dish out.

(Source: twitter.com)

antique-scarecrow:

thisistheglamorous-deactivated2:

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this is it. this is the single funniest coronavirus meme. what the mcfuck

thetatteredveil:

onlybluetalk:

why are there so many mediocre poets who talk about fruit juice dripping off their hands 

like you ever eat a peach over the sink at 6am and wonder “am i a poet now?” but mostly you feel like the adult AND the toddler in a “WHY ARE YOU STICKY” conversation. 

tag yourself im the mediocre poet

mrjinx87:

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The Orange Idiot says we’re in a war. Time for some wartime propaganda to return! Made by Rob Sheridan.

jackiereblogsthis:

sixpenceee:

Comics by James Lecarpentier. His website is goodbearcomics.com

DOES IT FLOAT, FUCKER?!

gay-irl:
“Gay🥺irl
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gay-irl:

Gay🥺irl

midnight-spectrum-again:

crystalistrappedintheinternet:

jimhensonreject:

friendraichu:

snufkind:

everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay

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h-hot dog water?

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

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